Turkey Day at Muller Meats
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Turkey Troubleshooting
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  John tried and
tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.  The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.   Then suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard
for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly
opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.  As he was about
to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird continued,   
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
We
don’t want
TURKEY, Bro.
We want
HAM!!
FRESH   AMISH BRAND
TOM  TURKEYS
18 TO 30 LBS     $2.79 LB

FRESH   AMISH BRAND
FRESH   HEN   TURKEYS
11 TO 17 LBS       $2.99 LB

FRESH   
FRESH   AMISH BRAND
TURKEY  BREAST
4 TO 8 LBS     $3.69 LB
8 TO 12 LBS     $3.89 LB

FROZEN  DUCKS
4 TO 6 LBS     $3.59 LB

FROZEN  GOOSE
10 TO 15 LBS     $5.69 LB

FROZEN CAPONS     $4.59 LB
FRESH

HOME MADE STUFFING
$3.25 LB

Turkey Gravy
49oz can
$6.29
Call
773 561-7580
TO ORDER YOUR FRESH TURKEY
ORDER YOUR TURKEY or HAM
Call 773 561-7580
Thanksgiving & Christmas Hours
Amish turkeys are all natural. NO growth
hormones ... NO preservatives ... just
great tasting turkey in the Amish
tradition's. These turkeys also have less
fat and more meat. That's because the
turkeys are not force fed. They grow at
their own pace to stay tender and lean.
And that means more great tasting turkey
for your money..
Price List
Want to make your
own turducken?
for you and sell you
and boneless chicken
breast.

Turducken Recipe : Paula Deen :
Food Network

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-
Make-Incredible-Turducken-172966
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